than nun school
HOW TO NOT SUCK AT WORKSHOPS
TRANNY SUMMER CAMP
so i might actually be going to this thing ...
MY REQUESTS FOR A PRIVATE AIRPLANE RIDE AND AND EXPENSE ACCOUNT HAVE BEEN UTTERLY NIXED..
but they tell me theres at least one trans person in new orleans who will give me a ride if i chip in for gas a bit...
this is acceptable.. especially if they drive me back.
THIS MEAN I HAVE TO CONSIDER THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO ACTUALLY START PLANNING THIS THING AT SOMEPOINT SO I DONT TOTALLY SUCK WHEN I DO THIS.
looking back at the TsPx workshop of 005 i see that:
the biggest asset was getting a dozen trans punks in the same room and complaining about stuff and getting to blather crazy nonscence at them.
the biggest liability was content and structure and planning and execution.
this means that this year i should try to tone down of the organised ness of the whole thing and turn up the chaos ness.
I'LL REWRITE THIS WHOLE CRAP NEXT WEEK OR SUMTHING BUT HERES SOME NOTES FOR HOW I'M GONNA FACILLITATE THIS CRAP:
1. BE A TYRANT AND CUT PEOPLE OFF AND TALK OVER THEM
2. VISUAL AIDS !!!
3. ...LIKE A GIANT tSpX DEMON FLAG !!!
4. pre write all the crap on the white board so i dont have to stop and do boring writing while i'm trying to facillitate
5. maybe have a megaphone...
6. print out some more informatibve handout leaflet propeganda than last years so i can infect the masses with my opinions
7. make notes so i actually talk less... cuz i just kinna ramble in circles alot... and i like the sound of my own voice but i need to be succinct here... cuz if i'm succinct i can vomit up more of my opinions about everything in thew alloted time
8. encourage the people to talk and air greivences so i can just ssit there and drink beverages and nod my head and think up more opinions
NEW MATERIAL TO ADD THIS YEAR
-disclaimer about how this workshop is going to sort of suck cuz what the fuck is this supposed to be anyways... also.. once i explain that this workshop is stupid it opens it up to being more fun and uselessly usefull.
- MORE ARTICUALTE VERSION OF WHY TRANS IS PUNK.. and why this workshop exists. now that people know that i am full of shit.
-identifying as a scarry monster/learning to feel sorta normal
-positive self destruction
-pros and cons of punk communitees and trans communitees
-should i touch gender terrorism and DIY gender or should i let some other workshop do that ? maybe i'll see what other peeps are doing
-DIY trans... mones networks.. underground surgeries...PEER MUTUAL AID EMOTIONAL SUPPORT !!yay!
-how the fuck do we build the above without ghettoising ourselves /....??
-recruitment strtegies !! how do we reach the kids... sell trans punk ness to the trans punks of tommorow [they are the footchure !!!}
-TRANS MILITIA MOVEMENTS !!! what kind of excuse can we think of for making one/... violence !!! armysurplus gear!! survivalist crap !!! we shall strike fear in to the bios !! -what excuse can we think of for a trans militia..(there already are militant survivalist trans peeps.. and there have been small gangs in the past (STAR).. but can we unify in to a national threat ??!)
ALSO I'M GONNA ATTEMPT TO BRING MY KNUKLE HEAD WITH ME !!
cuz i told gunther about this thing and he was like "tranny summer camp ??? like.... a bunch of trans children in canoes and stuff ?? "
and i was like "yes... precisely exactly that."
and then i told him there will be hippys and vegans and people who like PC stuff and he was like "they will hate me !!! it will be horrible and everyone will hate me the whole time !!! can i go please please please !!!"
"ok... but you have to be slighly undercontrol... i have frineds there... you have to be nice to my frineds... if you behave i'll bring you to mich fest and you can be horrible therte and get your ass kicked by leather dykes..."
"can i be drunk ?"
"yeh... its camping.. not like... nun school or sumthing.."
i'm like 50megs right now... need at least 100
I DONT KNOW HOW YOU FOUND IT, BUT YOU ARE IN THE TsPx ARCHIVES !!!
YEP. A Library Gallery of ancient Trans Rants from back when i was young and angry. Thank to the Bio-s for trammpling my will and spirit !!
With my soul crushed I can now function as a blank eyed drone in society and not cause any trouble!!
yay !! I'm so emotionless with no soul and I'll never feel again !!!
THIS WAS WRITTEN years ago when i was young and sensitive (now i'm old and jaded). Fuck off with the hurt feelings hate mail. Stop disagreeing with me or i'll ride my bike to your town and hit you. Alot.
MY diary is really gross and embarasing.
I think this link goes to the index but I havent tried it.